Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
It’s always darkest before the yawn
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
