Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod