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Chris Gaither

God Loves You More Than You Love Yourself, so Try Loving God More Than Yourself

God’s loyalty is only matched
By His Demands
The most demanding of which is equal loyalty
And by His rewards
The most rewarding of which remains to be seen
 
What is it, you ask?
It’s hard to know because
Like I just said
Nobody has ever seen it
Leaving two kinds of people in the world:
Those who are going to get it
And those who just get it

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