The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life