If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
