Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings