John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics