The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously