Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
