Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming