I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations