You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”