Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires