Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes