During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
