We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…