Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
