We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…