God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down