People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time