I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–