Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…