John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
100% of success is showing up on time
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
A being becomes human when you add meaning
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…