Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection