I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
“The human body generates more bio…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
