When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario