AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death