If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea