In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
There is no Status quo But there is Status
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come