Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part