The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…