I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth