The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold