You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition