I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day