The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
God is the world’s only super-bower
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste