I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny