When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty