You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it