Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots