A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes