Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality