People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God