I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly