It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…