My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

I don’t get mad I get odd

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries