A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned