New Revised Standard Translation
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…