New Revised Standard Translation
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding