The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
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Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…