In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,